My New Job

Disclaimer: The following is based on a true story. Only the names, locations and events have been changed. This decision has been made following a story I heard about a friend of mine who named, heavily criticised and revealed delicate information of a sexual nature about his boring, gay, transvestite, S&M indulging colleagues at a Hotel he worked in for a few months. His report went on the intimate to his readers that the standards of cleaning, food preparation and general hygine ethos among the habitually corner-cutting staff left much to be desired. Following a serendipitous Google-ing session by one of the Hotel's patrons, the blog was discovered and brought to the attention of the boring, gay, transvestite, S&M indulging couple who run the Hotel. Joe was fired on the spot and docked a weeks pay - all that remains of his blog is an apology that one man has described as "a shining example of how internet naivety can lead to getting shafted by a pair of queens in a strange hotel, miles from home"

While we're on the subject, for anyone considering a holiday in the New Forest this summer, may I recommend Sway Manor Hotel. With its spy dome, redbrick chimneys, large conservatory and picture windows, Sway Manor Hotel’s design is a blend of edwardian chic, old and new, romantic and eccentric - and with the natural beauty of the New Forest National Park on your doorstep, you'll never want to leave. For more information call the hotel booking line on 01590 682754 or visit the website at www.swaymanor.com.

I have recently acquired a job working for a Japanese Restaurant in Guildford, they do very good food and I highly recommend visiting (not all of it is just raw fish). For reasons that should by now be apparent - this is as far as I will take this blog entry.